Free At Last! Free At Last! Britney FINALLY Listens to White Trash Mom

Dear WTMs, Free At Last! Free At Last! Finally, Britney has her WTM head on right. She's dumping K-FED! THANK YOU to my WTM Angel, "LA" for giving me the word on this major WT current event. Thank GOD that Britney has finally listened to WTM and all of her WTM sisters----and a few hundred other people----and kicked Kevin to the curb. A congratulations letter is in order, don't you think? Dear Britney- My daddy always said that life is what you make it. You can make it chicken SHIT or chicken SALAD. I am glad to see that you are FINALLY making some CHICKEN SALAD by getting rid of that chickenshit of a husband, K-Fed. Honey, you did try to make it work. I have to give that to you. But like I said in my other letters, that K-FED boy you married is NOT daddy material in the long haul. Good to see that you are listening to people that really care for you and you are thinking of your kids. You looked awesome on Letterman. You're back to your fighting weight and ready to get back to life. Me and the other WTMs are so proud! You have a great lawyer, you look great and you have an iron clad pre-nup. And you know the old Trailer Park saying: THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM! Good job gettin' the D-I-V-O-R-C-E started. Love and kisses, White Trash Mom PS Story is HERE, thanks again to "LA".